"Happiness is a warm puppy." —Charles M. Schulz
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." —Mark Twain
"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." —Milan Kundera
"If there are no dogs in Heaven then when I die I want to go where they went." —Will Rogers
"All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog."
—Charles M. Schulz
”A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.” —Anonymous
”There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” —Ben Williams
”Properly trained, a man can be a dog’s best friend.” —Carey Ford
”One reason a dog is such a comfort when you’re downcast is that he doesn’t ask to know why.” —Anonymous
”The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” —Andrew A. Rooney
”The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” —Anonymous
”There is no faith which has never been broken, except that of a faithful dog.” —Konrad Z. Lorenz
”My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.” —Toby and Eileen Green
”No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.” —Christopher Morley
“Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human has to choose a relative.” —Mordecai Siegal
”If a dog will not come to you after looking in your face, you better go home and examine your conscience.” —Woodrow Wilson
”We never really own a dog as much as she owns us.” —Gene Hill
”God, give me by Your grace what You give to dogs by nature.” —Mechtilda of Magdeberg
”Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags its tail.” —Author Unknown
”Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” —Roger Caras
”We give them the love we can spare, the time we can spare. In return, dogs have given us their absolute all. It is without doubt the best deal man has ever made.” —Roger Caras
